One of the who knows how many reasons why I want 2008 back!

I called my local elections office, vote-by-mail state, to ask about alternant format voting. They said they have a new system that will put all my information right on the internet. I was like yeah but no. I’ve done this in the past, (2008,) but sometimes, it’s just easier to have a friend mark the ballot with a pen. I’ll probably see if I can get transport to the courthouse. Maybe I’ll actually go to the polls for the first time, mediforically.
When I write my next longform treatise, it’s going to be titled why I want 2008 back, or now probably 2008’s internet. It doesn’t have anything to do with any event that was going on in 2008.